Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
难得的还不错的动画。画面形象有真人、有2d、3d刚看时候还有点摸不着头脑，三表哥给蒂蒂配的音很有欢乐，还有各种ip，auntmen啥的
IP大户迪士尼终于疯啦！彩蛋密集得我暂停回看好几次，aunt man的梗又冷又好笑。比起空中大灌篮2的家庭主题，更喜欢奇奇蒂蒂的友情，好莱坞歌颂家庭的片子千篇一律看得烦死了。非常赞同对千禧年那段时间奇怪恐怖的cg动画的吐槽
用CGI手术把自己整容成3D动画，这里就已经戳中了我的笑点。找梗大电影总是很好玩的，三表哥和木兰尼的配音也很灵魂。
用来放松开心的话，是不错的选择。
牛逼疯了！这是迪士尼近几年除了Soul以外最好的电影了！我又要狠狠拷打垃圾玩家一号，这他妈才叫情书！
花栗鼠跟许多经典美式卡通大集结。这片定位还是很尬的，故事低幼向，打得却是8、90年代一代人的情怀牌。
重启的奇奇与蒂蒂走了一条迪斯尼热衷的路线，一锅乱炖，管它自家的，别人家的，只要卡通界有名有姓的都给凑一块儿，而且加入真人，还让彼得潘以邋遢大叔担任反派，专门掳走卡通角色改头换面制作盗版，恶搞蹭热的表象之下，友谊永远第一。
印象里继《兔子罗杰》《空中大灌篮》《猫和老鼠》后又一2D与真人结合的动画电影。内涵密集的迪士尼梗，影迷们能get到很多乐趣，对于路人则显得平庸，毕竟剧本比起《兔子罗杰》是差上一个档次的。
真的好可爱哦 mulaney&samberg&the lonely island rules!!!!!!!
就是个大杂烩，不少梗还挺有意思，烂梗也不少。声优团队蛮强大的
【C】各式各样画风的角色混合出了一道风味独特、摆盘精致的菜肴，只可惜这道菜的原料确实不太新鲜。
给出了衍生电影应有的完成度和诚意，没有走gay片那种矫情的路数，经典剧情，经典反派，官方恶搞最为致命，迪士尼这次无节操了一把，5星献上
过期动画明星被绑架去整容拍盗版的设定很精彩，被弃的索尼克还能这么用也是没想到。但是缝合怪电影，no more
盗版设定很不错，IP太多梗目不暇接，剧情简单了点！
实在看不下去了，三表哥怎么还能接配音的活啊......
哈哈哈哈梗太多了，你们买这么多版权就是为了玩梗吗？
做好了再看一部“刺猬索尼克2”的准备，结果很惊喜；只有迪士尼这样的版权大户才拍的了；“你就只会重复用旧剧本吗？”迪，你吐槽你自己也好狠啊。
的确是大厂，版权多多，什么都能恶搞！关键激情满满，很喜欢！适合和朋友一起看！
史努比耳朵和AUNT-MAN好好笑hhhh 彩蛋合集
彩蛋多，在动画片里对友商开键，同时又“正面”引出盗版开键。确实得佩服米帝国主义的“审核”与创作者“胆量”
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