剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 匡雅珺 0小时前 :

    我为什么打5星。作为一部网大,它完全超出了我的预料。不论是画面,剧情张力还是台词都体现出了上乘水平。在我看来它不比«taken》差到哪里,甚至还要更加干脆利落,为谢苗高兴,他终于展现出了幼时的风采

  • 嘉凡 1小时前 :

    剧本俗是挺俗的,但当武侠片把剧情做复杂了,反而不一定所有人都喜欢。武侠讲究武力与侠义,这片子都对味了。而且还学会了刀配角,挺狠的。干净利落,没有慢动作,是优点,剪辑、摄影都在线也是优点,谢苗的功夫不用说,还有,但化妆特别是那个胡子最好再讲究一下,看不出沧桑不符合长相。

  • 捷靖柔 6小时前 :

    武侠短篇,故事简单,打斗还可以,人物还是立不住

  • 夫冷珍 4小时前 :

    好看啊!胜过绝大部分院线电影,就是剧组有点穷。

  • 厍思雨 7小时前 :

    有调调,有事件,没人物,像是学生习作。谢苗稳,以后也许有机会成名。

  • 寒婧 4小时前 :

    1. 几处场面调度处理的很牛逼,比如开场的枪杀,KTV干架;2. 侯孝贤和陈国富保证了好故事;3. 《牯岭街》里的“小马”谭至刚演完本片后两年死于车祸,不到20岁;4. 高捷复仇那段,台上唱《皇后大道东》的是罗大佑和林强,爆吊;5. 伍佰演唱的《少年吔,安啦!》超有feel。

  • 卫炯宽 7小时前 :

    在网大里算的很精良了,国产武侠也需要多多唤醒了,另外谢苗真帅啊!

  • 旅采梦 7小时前 :

    谢苗长大后终于有部超出及格线的电影了,不容易,作为年青一代还能拍打戏的演员真得支持下。ps:看过了,谢苗看久了还挺帅的,镜头画面也比他之前的网大好了不少,但是动作设计就有点退步了,大环境如此,能拍一部这样的武打片已经很不容易了,也没法苛责。加油吧。

  • 宇颜 6小时前 :

    武戲可圈可點,可謂近年來武俠電影佳作,瑕不掩瑜。

  • 咸经国 2小时前 :

    火龙斩是帅的,用刑戏也是可以的,这年头只要钱花刀刃上肯花心思的网大就这么容易出类拔萃得到报复性好评^ω^

  • 戎灵卉 7小时前 :

    可以拍成合集或者剧集,一集一个来小时,每集可以用不同的导演,讲一个类似这样的武侠小故事。格局打开了👐

  • 保正志 2小时前 :

    谢苗很不错,最后那双眼,闪耀着嫉恶如仇的光芒!

  • 妍玉 6小时前 :

    简单,干脆,网大精品了,似乎比“电视电影”更好一些

  • 方文惠 3小时前 :

    剧情恰到好处,武侠爽片,就是语文英太菜了。老一波武术明星打不动了,该谢苗了

  • 吕文惠 9小时前 :

    有调调,有事件,没人物,像是学生习作。谢苗稳,以后也许有机会成名。

  • 奈虹颖 5小时前 :

    国产剧中也算中资之作,打斗场面虽然爽快,但剧本的缺陷很明显

  • 娄雅寒 0小时前 :

    氛围算营造得不错了,但剧情太多刻板印象,人设单薄,要靠观众脑补,就算是网大剧本也要下功夫呀

  • 凌漫 3小时前 :

    看这个片子让人仿佛回到了九十年代那个武侠片辈出的年代,动作凌厉,丝毫不拖泥带水,没有乱七八糟的人在镜头前飞来飞去做着毫无意义的动作,N年不见的谢苗把一个糙汉子演绎的沉稳之极,故事简单而余味无穷,声效、灯光、分镜、漫天飞舞的大雪都有意境,网络电影如果都是这水平就好了,可惜大部分都是垃圾……

  • 伟阳 4小时前 :

    极其简单的武侠短篇剧情,几场动作对战长棍长剑双刀铁钩,打得很精彩。上等人想要颗珠子,中下层就得死一片。“讨个公道”这个主题放在当下多么地适合,多么满足当前人们心中的fantasy。导演是【看见恶魔】粉丝吧,又是拉门断头,又是斩筋腱的。太喜欢瞎子第一次铁拐里抽刀时刻,瞬间幻视到金世遗!bug当然有 怎么可能灭门时瞎子听不见😹,但是主题+动作戏都做得超好,值得加一星鼓励。

  • 云尔柳 6小时前 :

    在祭坛外跳舞,给爷整出戏了,群演你特么怎么找的😂

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