剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 祁雁 0小时前 :

    这剧情也太过家家了,完全是一帮大人陪一个熊孩子瞎胡闹,可惜了奇异博士和三蛛同聚,梅姨真冤。最佳一幕:加菲蛛接住MJ。

  • 释恬美 3小时前 :

    黑木华的脸色给的太潮粉了,仿佛从头至尾都在高潮

  • 酒迎天 1小时前 :

    我就纳闷了

  • 谭千亦 9小时前 :

    两倍速看的话可以给4星。可惜我是正常速度看的,3.5吧。最后几分钟的结局看得很爽就是了。和教练的镜头都有点美诶。黑木华这个造型都好美哦!ps果然妈妈还是懂女儿的。奈绪真的很美就是了

  • 甫菊月 6小时前 :

    有点失望。电影和现实都是相反的,被抛弃的妻子无聊的复仇幻想罢了。

  • 闾觅柔 5小时前 :

    看标题还以为是个师生恋,还好柄本佑留住了我。

  • 詹鸿运 7小时前 :

    妈的,为什么有那么多种合理的拍法,偏要选一个最弱智的呢?三虫同框固然激动,但你电影剧情烂成这样,我tm宁愿要青春烂漫的前两部!小蜘蛛说你成长,成长了2部了还是那熊样,咋变得那么圣母了?前脚刚被神秘客算计,后脚就去搞什么怜惜反派,好了,好不容易立起来的形象全部崩盘,还有奇异博士和May,博士你还真就单纯为了帮他?May你圣母啥啊?你把编剧开了请个武指不比这好看?结尾还全都推翻重开了,很有手段嘛,那我就希望你能在大学三部曲里还我一个形象清晰立体的小蜘蛛。诚然,沧桑的托比,悲伤的加菲,想象中三代的拌嘴打趣,经典反派的回归和精彩演绎,马律师短而深刻的出演,让人舍不得给低分,但真的,别再这么噱头了。片尾彩蛋:第一个就那样吧,预料之内。还是等《奇异博士2》吧,网盘院线都无所谓了,毁灭吧,赶紧的。

  • 狂同光 1小时前 :

    如果说第一、二幕因为多元宇宙的来访反派太多,情节展开略有些草率应接不暇,让人为故事的走向捏一把汗,那么电影的后半段,那一个小时满满的惊喜,充沛的情感,勾连起整个蜘蛛侠系列的内在核心,就绝对征服了全场观众。好久没有一整个电影院里所有人一起尖叫,欢笑,爆哭,鼓掌然后再尖叫,光是这种气氛就挺让人感动。

  • 汲琼华 4小时前 :

    反转好看,奈绪表情坏坏的,我差点以为这是她为了催俊夫画画使的坏招

  • 辛馨兰 5小时前 :

    整个剧情来说没有太多惊喜的地方,如果抽调漫画这个独特的想像载体,也许就是一部家长里短的肥皂剧。

  • 潭芳洁 6小时前 :

    絕妙的復仇,過程平和毫無一絲火藥味,黑木華演技一流

  • 管成和 4小时前 :

    报名驾校五年了都没去考,看了这个电影决定去考!

  • 锦锦 7小时前 :

    还有从之前不知道就好的事我突然就get到的,柄本佑那莫名其妙的吸引力是怎么回事!!!

  • 翁雅诗 1小时前 :

    有IP就是可以为所欲为搞纯粉丝向电影,CP大乱炖(他们给的实在是太多啦....

  • 朴寄波 7小时前 :

    世界上所有百科里的圣母b一词都为你量身定制。 三部个人电影过后,依旧只是个自己给自己制造麻烦流眼泪靠别人的小屁孩。 情怀的作用只体现在票房上,对电影质量的贡献是0。 毫无意义的电影,多元宇宙由奇异博士独立电影引出来都比这里强得多。

  • 贝念瑶 8小时前 :

    画里的故事有你也有我,它就是我们婚姻的墓志铭。复仇的火焰燃于心底,把幻想烧了个精光。特别喜欢车内的情节,尴尬疏离情欲全都氤氲出来,在这个闭塞的空间里,扼住所有呼吸。BGM展现出了所有诡谲和妄念,片尾曲竟然是塑料爱,DNA颤抖的同时还要大喊一声“不伦最高”!

  • 融寻绿 8小时前 :

    为什么即使这样还打四星呢?加菲救下mj时我明知会出现这一幕还是泪目,二三代蜘蛛侠感慨一代能靠自己发射蛛丝会心一笑,反派间的互动满是情怀,加菲戏外自己加的“我爱你们”说出了多年虫粉的心声。

  • 莱依秋 0小时前 :

    对我来说整部电影存在的全部意义就在于加菲蛛救起MJ这一个镜头。

  • 游弘厚 9小时前 :

    一开始第一话里的丈夫,画得真像松田龙平(片尾曲竟然是plastic love喔!)

  • 谌飞舟 0小时前 :

    太精彩了!!真真假假,或许最后的结尾也是fiction呢?这个留白真的拿捏住了!!

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