Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
第一次看关于虎门销烟的历史片，挺好看的，反派竟是杜玉明，记得看《少林寺传奇》时反派是计春华，这两个人一个比一个狠，看过不少谢苗演的网络电影参差不齐，这一部挺不错的，打斗的时候也很到位，好看
意外惊喜，五星鼓励！好故事，好台词，好寓意。“做个这样的官，一点也不简单”。动作导演秦鹏飞，《龙虎武师》里面有介绍，未来可期。片尾曲《无惧》仔细听完，很给力。太喜欢小野了！
11年的努力竟然就可以买首尔的房子
虽然有点扯，脑洞有点大，现在的建筑质量确实堪忧啊
我去…下半年最好笑的片子居然是部灾难片
将一部灾难片，杂糅了不少喜剧元素，真挺佩服编剧和导演的脑洞。影片的缺点似乎多过优点：开篇的铺垫太长，用了不少喜剧元素撑场，中段开始天坑地陷，视觉效果很震撼，但几个主角的自救有些随意，也缺乏更多的精彩篇章，依然靠喜剧元素调节气氛，而且这些人完好无损的强大主角光环设定（包括爸爸男主的孩子，竟然也毫发无伤），总有些失真，而死了人的另外两家却几乎全程没什么戏份，实在是有些戏份不均和突兀，还有就是结尾的拯救行动，有刻意煽情的感觉，而且竟然完全是靠自救和水淹，也能看出导演编剧并不知道要怎么去圆，所以强行为之，也让影片更偏向于娱乐化，而非探讨灾难下的人性。最后，影片无时无刻不在透露着房价太高，让人患得患失，导致现在人忽略了，真正的幸福来源，不应该以房子的好坏来衡量，是有些正能量的。
那个水箱也过于巨大了，一出场的瞬间整个人都爆笑了。
相当聒噪的一部片子，基本就是喜剧求生煽情一锅乱炖但是水平极其有限。很多演员虽然戏份不多但也不用像是他们中途跑路一样戏份少到完全是在应付。南多凛到底存钱来干嘛？ 我真的在等一个答案。
普普通通的剧情，综艺真的可以消耗一个演员的弧光。
剧情确实有点假，天坑的设定都很刻意，不过人物形象设定的其实很不错啊！内涵也有，深度也有。。相比我们自己拍摄的流于表面好的太多了！
这恐怕是搞笑片，不是灾难电影了，能不能拍点大气的
如果这种剧本是李光洙专注演员的方向
搞得喜剧不是喜剧，灾难不是灾难，浪费我哎一古金社长的资源！
天坑根本不可能发生
我居然是豆瓣第一个标记这部电影的人？哈哈哈哈哈。我只能说这部电影太烂了。是我看的第一部韩国烂片。我不知道这是什么，那么多灾难片，这部却是这个样子，没啥节奏，太失望了，太难看了。
喜剧和灾难怎么搭配都不会对劲。这个卡司拍出一部网大质量的片何必呢，特效假剧情也假。
“四不像”的商业流水片，竟然还能往Locarno水一圈有点不可思议。下大雨的那刻力图重召《寄生虫》的无力回天，顺带掺入“社会”背景；其它时候又杂糅《隧道》等一干电影的求生范式，煽情与逃难疯狂地搅拌；李光洙是最好的部分，又莫名注入了喜剧性。两个方向的横冲直撞后，留给观众的更多是种不知所措。更严重的是，直到四十分钟左右才正式进入塌陷，拖沓也浪费好点子了。
工业水平不错，回归家庭，设定有点扯，其他套路化。现实中，美国直接把楼炸了就完了，压根没想救…再找只流浪猫上头条。完美。
5.5分。我看了内容简介就觉得奇怪，这明明是部灾难片啊，怎么会挂着喜剧的名头？实际看下来。。。。。的确是喜剧。。。。这味道实在是太奇怪了。。。。
把灾难片加了很多喜剧元素也挺大胆的，有点尴尬，但还算在可接受的范围内。
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