一天做30个仰卧起坐 高清

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分类: 喜剧片 1996

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 党俊德 9小时前 :

    最近几年的犯罪片,总有李丰田一样的上天入地遇神杀神的歹徒怎么事儿

  • 捷阳冰 7小时前 :

    剧情简单,感觉演员很少,不知道是不是因为疫情,电影规模都缩水了

  • 似初夏 3小时前 :

    这种韩影看多了,会有点分不清是韩国警察弱智还是剧组SB

  • 城华乐 0小时前 :

    看马东锡揍人真的好解压,怪不得该系列如此受欢迎。孙锡久很可,被看到被认可之年,很好。

  • 公西雅辰 8小时前 :

    现在犯罪需要的智商成本已经这么低了吗?(手扶电梯那块笑拉了

  • 宇彬 2小时前 :

    商场持刀、闹市撞车伤人拍得都挺精彩的,但是怎么说呢,第一部哈尔滨张谦实在深入人心,那股狠劲是看了就让人害怕,但这一部马东锡个人色彩太强了,孙锡久人设单薄战斗力也不行,而且偏搞笑不是很喜欢。没有1的对比的话,2还是可以的,不说了我再去三刷1了

  • 包玉怡 9小时前 :

    比第一部好看多了,孙锡久屋里那场打斗真帅啊,够暴力

  • 卫中成 4小时前 :

    有爽到反正 有点故意可是 但we need this铁拳

  • 嘉辰 2小时前 :

    看马东锡大叔痛打小罪犯,就好像看奥特曼打小怪兽一样。又解压又痛快,哈哈哈

  • 卫烨锋 5小时前 :

    看马东锡打人挺爽的,孙锡久挺迷人的,that's all.

  • 夷天材 1小时前 :

    看来喜欢拉偶像剧男主下水。

  • 刀半兰 5小时前 :

    但马东锡战神还是战神,实力证明砍刀没有拳头强👍🏻(bushi

  • 六寄柔 4小时前 :

    定位准确,拍的也很极致,足够暴力足够商业,把马东锡拍的淋漓尽致。

  • 初婷 6小时前 :

    不拖沓,马叔简直就是超级英雄了,但很过瘾。

  • 方远航 9小时前 :

    建议把这部片子改成——西八侠之一拳超人。终于还是变成了超级英雄电影。。。

  • 势白亦 6小时前 :

    大叔都51了还这么能打,厉害厉害~不过电影还是第一部好看

  • 卫立叶 8小时前 :

    整体风格非常“韩式”,有一种柳昇完导演的气质。配角负责幽默,反派负责坏,男主负责帅,三位一体,搭配得当。有一说一,锡久实在是太太太太帅了,杀人如切菜似的,依然不影响迷妹犯花痴。对于恶人,果然还是以暴制暴更痛快!期待3~

  • 嘉婧 1小时前 :

    这种韩影看多了,会有点分不清是韩国警察弱智还是剧组SB

  • 六惜雪 3小时前 :

    还是老味道以暴制暴的刑警和不靠谱的队友们剧情简单粗暴,拳拳到肉的武打效果最后还给马东锡和反派真枪真刀干一仗让观众实属过瘾。话说棒子黑下外国人成习惯了嘛,不仅继续黑我们还黑越南。这样战狼的事情韩国人不也做的出来?

  • 卫峙廷 0小时前 :

    实战比四脚笼复杂一些,但“杂碎”比“对手”弱鸡多了,四分之一发力的勾拳就足够捅碎弱鸡的肝脏。

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