Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
如果是你，你想重来过还是不打扰？
很甜很虐，很真实，想起前任，悔不当初，如果可以再见面，我会紧紧拥抱你，再谈一次恋爱，一辈子的恋爱，永不分开。
两颗星，多一颗给毛姐，因为我很喜欢她，笑容太甜了。昨天做梦又梦到毕业那天了，好像我还有机会见ex。一直在梦里醒不过来，情节循坏，醒了看了这部。如果恋爱都是这个模式，谈个锤子。在没有恶化之前赶紧分掉吧。我觉得狗真的好可怜。
男主和女主都是实力派，挺喜欢的，适合年轻人，我这种老男人看了没啥感觉
陈养鱼的番外篇，但我觉得忙事业没啥要指摘的，每个阶段中心不一样吧
我比较惊讶的是他们认识的第一晚可以做这么多事情：打了狂犬疫苗，看了烟花，吃了火锅，泡了酒吧，过了夜。进展飞速。
像是看了一个两个小时的MV 生怕别人不知道主演有演技似的一直怼脸拍
（不过毛晓彤杨玏这对cp倒是挺搭的…）
结局很暖 像失物招领一般 找回了爱 “我想吃火锅了”
就挺普通的爱情电影，相识到分手，再到最后又相遇都特别的套路。感情里的细节也都挺能猜得到的，因为故事本身并不复杂，跟女朋友一起来看的话，可以借机亲密亲密还不影响剧情，这个算是它很不错的观影优势吧。男女主角但是挺配的，相识热恋时，男生的急迫感，半年以上左右的习以为常时感，和再后面的疏忽冷漠，男的逐渐变冷女的逐渐依赖，这个发展脉络倒是挺对。电影还有一点就是与现实时间的一致性，跨年期间看，比较合适，过一段时间再看怕是完全没有共情了就。
突然想到大学时创办的网站www.lightyear.me(现在已经访问不了了，当然不是为了纪念啥前任的，纯粹为了学习技术，活该母胎solo哈哈），lightyear，光年，以光年为单位的恋爱会是什么样子的呢？
豆瓣评分，看看就得了。
开始比较荒诞，见色起意？情侣日常，还是比较甜，温情小制作的感觉～
关于迅速相爱然后被忙碌的工作不靠谱的兄弟阴魂不散的前女友说过就忘的诺言以及面子和压力打败的爱情 整个演绎过程非常绷着不放松 看着怪怪的
果然老话说得对：贫贱夫妻百事哀。唉，谁也逃不过。😂
打着都市情侣情感现状的幌子，却始终切不中有说服力的现实问题，相聚与分离都显得过于儿戏，男性与女性被冠上了不同的滤镜，讨好女性观众的意图过于直白。可悲的是，明明现实中的情侣日常有太多更加值得讨论的争吵原因，复合也并非只是因为感动于听取了曾经的建议，将分手责任归因到工作忙碌或是否成功是罕见的，往往一方不爱了才是身边最常听到的原因，而对对方的不满也时常造就了来自双方口中两种不同的解释……
救活了我悲惨的2021！！！
非常纯粹的爱情片，在一起和分手的原因也很老套，但是因为毛晓彤这个甜妹，我还是看完了，她真的好灵气好可爱
太老套了，档期应该选在情人节，比2022这一堆爱情烂片还是强不少。杨玏和毛晓彤的情侣感觉真好，为这个来一分吧！
这个一见钟情、火速同居、一年分手、两年复合的故事真的挺超现实。但有些台词真实的可怕，部分情节确实让我代入了…只可惜生活没有这么简单。
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